Happy St. Patrick's Day

I am always wearing green!

Are you a cow?

[DISCLAIMER: THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THE FOLLOWING WORDS DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OR OPINION OF THE AUTHORS SELF IMAGE.]

If I was a cow my life might be the same. My superiors would sell the stuff I make. Girls would think I smell bad. I would be one out of millions who look act and do the same things while wishing to be different. When my pretty woman comes around I would attempt to woo her with a poetic song. Once I utter the words I realize that my song is just an echo of every other mans song. It is no sweeter than eastward or westward songs. If I was a cow, I would always be eating, making what others sell, and be the antonym of originality. Good thing I am not a cow.